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We had similar tactics in Netball! Killer Rix I was known as on wing attack!!
Still now in Span I reckon it will have to be Volleyball on the beach.
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Is that when you had WA on your bib?
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This message was last edited by alanwspencer on 4/23/2007.
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In addition to JC's excellent appraisal of Mourinho's personal rules of football he overlooks a set of rules that have been in place at the FA for some time and actually involve clubs other than Chelsea.
Everyone that supports a premiership club other than the 'Untouchable Triumvirate; Man Utd-Chelsea-Arsenal' knows that the rules of Association Football have a 'clauses of deviation' for the aforementioned clubs.
1/ The ball must actually hit the net before a goal can be awarded. Even if it is proved that the ball is a yard over the line!
2/ There has to be 3 clear penalty incidents before a penalty can be awarded against any of these 3 teams.
3/ There only has to be an appeal by a player from any of these 3 teams for the referee to be able to award a penalty even if the referee is 40 yards behind the play.
4/ If Sir Alex, Jose or Arsene jump from the bench in protest to any foul against a member of their team regardless of how innocuous that foul is the player must be sent from the field of play.
5/ A goal shall stand even if 50,000 supporters see clearly that it is offside unless the scoring team is playing one of the other two 'Untouchable Teams'.
6/ A 'goal' against any of these 3 teams shall be ruled offside if the defenders of these teams raise there arms immediately.
I hope this clears up any confusion. These rules have been in place for many years and are unlikely to be changed in the near future at least while these clubs have more money than the others.
Alan
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JC1 - nah - it had to be tattooed on a prominent place seeing as we had no tops on at the time............
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Rixxy, I was GA and always wore a bib!!! Can't quite remember what we wore underneath the bib though!!??
I'm sure it will come back to me once I take my medication, though......!!!
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So who's up for a Man U shirt signed by Sir AF????? My son's got one, by the way!! Junior size, dedicated to Jake (my son), who looked at it (after opening it, as it was a birthday present) and wondered why it wasn't The Hoops, until we pointed out that it was signed!!???
I'm sure Jake will consider all offers!!!???!!!
Although, from what I read there may not be too many forthcoming........!!
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wasn´t GA the girl who just stood under the net and was the only one allowed to score? they were the tallest in the team ...usually.
Rixxy ...how did you swap shirts then at the end of the game????
Alan...you forgot Liverpool. They devised the alternate set of laws of the beautiful game. Dalglish, Souness et al deserve any accolades going. (ps Berbatov for Saha in the summer...what do you think?)
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John I think Saha for Mido is more realistic. Yes I did think about including Liverpool but felt that because they have slipped behind a bit with regards to influence and money they should be exempt from my cynical rantings.
Alan
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I agree...they are insignificant.
Mido is off to City.
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JC1 - the Shooter can score as well and not all of them are tall. We didnt swap shirts...........
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And I'm only 5'3", but arms like an orang utang!!
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This message was last edited by JeansSis on 5/17/2007.
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Come on now Janice - stay on topic, lass!!??!?! Can't have you straying - especially towards my bum!!!
I will consider changing my avatar - it is a little stale now!
Did you see Bart win the Tour de Springfield sitting on that? (Just to get back to sports!!)This message was last edited by Pitby on 4/24/2007.
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This message was last edited by JeansSis on 5/17/2007.
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watched united match in duquesa port. When the last goal went in never heard the place so noisy!!!great second half.
Jan and rixxy what about an EOS sponsored netball team?
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Aren't we still waiting for the EOS sponsored Golf Day???
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And what would it be sponsered for! I guess Im game for that, if its for a gooooood cause. 
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