M L latest communication

I've tried google translation on the bit about the fences on the six courts, and it comes back as six tracks not being fenced!

I wonder if it's running tracks? Any budding athletes out there?

I couldn't goole translate it all, it wouldn't cut and paste, and I am supposed to be at work lol!

Further answers on a postcard please!

Lynn

Hmmmm I must be an expert in gobbledigook because I undertand every word lol.

I think we are joining a pentanca league. Its a form of boules.

D & K

 Allo Allo ..................

No wonder Pentanca wouldn't translate! Thanks for putting us out of our misery!

Lynn

I'm glad you've been able to militate to me I now feel that I'm fully in the picture.

Blimey Guv'nor!!

Jay

The first paragraph was certainly as clear as mud.

But quite amusing and gives me an idea of what my emails to spanish readers must look like....I'm assuming they are using an automatic translator.

Isn't a militating Petanca just bigger than a satsuma but not quite as big as a mandarin???????????????????

No Dave mate,

It's cockney rhyming slang where I come from.

Jay

Ahhh you mean like my mate Dakey Jay!!!  Only kidding mate

Now stop that Dave you know Dakey is on the edge!

 Personally thought Dakey might be doing the translations, they're are that fuddled .........