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11 Sep 2007 6:01 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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Roberto! Now a good honest and sensible man like yourself surely wouldnt know about such things.....Or is there somethng you would like to share???

Actually I was thinking of Bridget Jones knickers to be on the safe side! And no talking!!!



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11 Sep 2007 6:46 PM by FibbyUK Star rating in UK, Surrey & Playa F.... 2349 posts Send private message

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Hi Valf,

What are the symptoms of the condition you mentioned.

I could look it up on the net, but I am being lazy!

Rixxy & Roberto.......stop being naughty!

But I do agree with Roberto's suggestion.......................and what's wrong with Briget's knickers anyway?

Mine are like that.............................



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11 Sep 2007 7:05 PM by Roberto Star rating in Torremolinos. 4551 posts Send private message

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The only problem with Bridget's knickers is that I prefer my mud wrestlers in something a little more figure hugging.

And before anyone castigates me for going off topic, I'm not. This thread has started me seriously considering moving to Torrevieja.......and why? Need I explain?



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11 Sep 2007 7:41 PM by FibbyUK Star rating in UK, Surrey & Playa F.... 2349 posts Send private message

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Hey Roberto, what are you insinuating?!

My Bridget Joen's DO hug my figure................for the fuller lady, fuller meat pies, cream cakes, etc, he he he!!!



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12 Sep 2007 12:12 PM by Smiley Star rating in San Pedro de Alcanta.... 2502 posts Send private message

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Would a cork or a rubber bung do the same job as a femidom - actually not sure I even know what a femidom looks like or what exactly they are!! God to have got this far in life and not know these things - such an innocent!!

Rob if you want some company moving up there I am your man - mud wrestling - hmm midgets or standard size? and could we smoke a Cuban and sip our brandies at the same time?



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12 Sep 2007 12:15 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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How many mud wrestlers you got Roberto??

Nada wrong with B Joneses and I meant that they cover all the angles as it were........ for worm penetration

OK gonna shut up now meethinks.



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12 Sep 2007 12:24 PM by Candyfloss Star rating in Cardiff / Mar Menor. 1605 posts Send private message

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Well

I'm going to have a go in there if I find it this time. Don't think I walked up far enough. But if it is as smelly as they say shouldn't be too hard to find.  P.S. Not going in nakie and now I'm scared of the worms!!!! Do I, Don't I?????? Confused.com !!!





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12 Sep 2007 12:40 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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If you dont you will wonder for the rest of your life - what if???? !

So go in and if the worms feel nice, let me know and Ill join you!



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12 Sep 2007 7:05 PM by Lauryc Star rating in Was South Devon .. n.... 520 posts Send private message

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I paddled in there when I was last over.

I had hot swollen feet and I thought it may be better than just a paddle in sea water.

It's slimy.

 

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13 Sep 2007 12:03 AM by Candyfloss Star rating in Cardiff / Mar Menor. 1605 posts Send private message

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Oh Dear

I'm being put off by the minute. There I was expecting to come out looking like Sharon Stone and all I'll get by the look of things are worms in unmentionable places and squidgy feet. Nice one Rixxy, see you want me to go in first!!!





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13 Sep 2007 12:45 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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Hah - not daft me!!

You could still look by Sharon Stone but then the worms might get you......!



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13 Sep 2007 3:38 PM by Roberto Star rating in Torremolinos. 4551 posts Send private message

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Hey Smiley, let's set up a deck by this place. You bring the Cubans, I'll bring the brandy, then we'll sit back and watch Rixxy, Candyfloss & Laury get stuck in ! Who needs TV?!

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13 Sep 2007 4:57 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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I prefer Tia Maria Roberto as your offering!

I reckon us girls would just luuuuuuuurve to see a croc and a monkey wrestling in the mud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



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13 Sep 2007 5:06 PM by Smiley Star rating in San Pedro de Alcanta.... 2502 posts Send private message

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Hey Rob if youre talking about the Cubans that roll the Cubans do we need Laury, Candyfloss and Rixxy -

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13 Sep 2007 5:06 PM by Smiley Star rating in San Pedro de Alcanta.... 2502 posts Send private message

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Hey Rob if youre talking about the Cubans that roll the Cubans do we need Laury, Candyfloss and Rixxy -

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13 Sep 2007 5:26 PM by Roberto Star rating in Torremolinos. 4551 posts Send private message

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Good point. But are you talking about Cubans rolling Cuban cigars, or Cubans rolling Cuban dwarves? BTW, I did a quick Google for mud wrestling dwarves, and came up with nada. I think we could be on to something here. (No, I haven't got anything better to do with my time!)

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13 Sep 2007 5:52 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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Pray tell - how did Cuban Dwarves come into this???



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13 Sep 2007 5:56 PM by Smiley Star rating in San Pedro de Alcanta.... 2502 posts Send private message

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Thats a long story and very possibly a private joke - hmm to tell or not to tell - I am talking about the ones that roll the Monte Cristos on the inside of their thighs - in fact they dont its merely a fallacy allegedly just to make the likes of Danny go weak at the knees

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13 Sep 2007 6:11 PM by Candyfloss Star rating in Cardiff / Mar Menor. 1605 posts Send private message

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Smiley and Rob,

In your dreams mates!!!!  I'm not wrestling with worms for anyone  .

 





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14 Sep 2007 6:45 PM by Smiley Star rating in San Pedro de Alcanta.... 2502 posts Send private message

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Why could you not have captured the picture moments before - its lost its moment of cinematic magic!!

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