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I'M NOT VERY GOOD WITH JOKES COS i CAN NEVER REMEMBER THEM !!!
Soooooooooo............................
Away with a stranger.....................
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 "No pool to play in........
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ok, a slightly modified for xmas old joke
question.....what do call a reigndeer with no eyes answer ........no idea
question...what do you call a dead reigndeer with no eyes answer........still no idea
question...what do you call a dead reigndeer with no willy, and no eyes answer...... .still no fu**ing idea
C'mon you lot , you MUST be able to do better than that!
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just covering my bum.............
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The scars on my right side look just like tattoos
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........eyes in the back of your head
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......give a whole different view
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.....looking at the mountain dew
(and the 10 worst ever christmas cracker jokes, just for fun!)
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
2. On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
3. What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.
4. What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
5. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
6. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
7. What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
8. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
10. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
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what's the best way to get rid of a polar bear?
......kick him in the icehole
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Here we go again.......................
Good old Gordon Brown looked out.......................
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Over a bankrupt country....
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Brightly shone the sun in Spain.......................
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Maria.....I listened to it and it was lovely.........muchas gracias.............
( next line )....Tho the sea was freezing.....
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Maria http://www.fiestac.com/musica/villancicos/flamencos/La%20Virgen%20Gitana-Raya-Real.mp3 this is wonderful . I enjoyed it so much but have been trying to find the lyrics in Spanish and can not find them. My 16 year old wants to learn the words to perform to her Spanish class in school. They are having a Spanish Christmas evening next week because they have some students visiting from Spain . My daughter and her friends are very musical and are playing the music very well however I am sure they will be much better if we can find the lyrics .Regards JA
This message was last edited by julie anne on 12/13/2008.
This message was last edited by julie anne on 12/13/2008.
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