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20 Sep 2007 12:53 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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Awww no fair!!!! Im missing out on this bit - be brave boys and let the world see whats going on!!!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese ! 



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20 Sep 2007 1:00 PM by georgia Star rating in Algorfa (As seen on .... 1835 posts Send private message

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Hi Rixxy,

Can you remeber the"fed" incident and the company we were talking about??????

Can you remeber the companies name???????

The thread got deleted when Guerilla warfare broke out!!!!!!!!

Come on Rixxy!!!!!!!

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20 Sep 2007 4:00 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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Bloomin heck Georgia - remember blonde and female - I cant remember what I did this morning let alone who was gorillering against who!

Anyway your such an argumentative sort, could have been anyone!!

I will have to constipate about it for awhile and see if it comes to me.............................



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20 Sep 2007 5:08 PM by georgia Star rating in Algorfa (As seen on .... 1835 posts Send private message

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It's Amba sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good grief our office goldfish have a longer memory than you,and i am not bloody argumentative!!!!!!

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20 Sep 2007 5:16 PM by Smiley Star rating in San Pedro de Alcanta.... 2502 posts Send private message

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No doubt she will get Bob to reply for her on that one - ask her about her mate Bob - its akin to the old film Harvey with Jimmy Stewart only Bob is himself a goldfish so dont take them in vain please Georgia

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20 Sep 2007 7:48 PM by pedz Star rating. 9 posts Send private message

If there's a tale to tell, lets hear it....

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21 Sep 2007 11:35 AM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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OK Georgia - I thought it was a different one according to the thread thingies above! @ I fort it was gonna be the same name as the big book of world maps - aso a Greek mythological character with the world on his shoulders (the origins of the map book name!)

Yes I reckon your goldfish do have a longer memory than me but Smiley, dont take Bob's name in vain. You KNOW how sensitive he is!

And he does exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pedz - hate to let you in on this one but Bob only talks to me (he's shy!)



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21 Sep 2007 11:54 AM by georgia Star rating in Algorfa (As seen on .... 1835 posts Send private message

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Hi Smiley,

I would never take rixxys goldfish in vain i was just stating that they have similar memory spans.

Our resident office fish(Rooney and Ronaldo)have terrible short term memory,we have to constantly remind them to ring clients!!!!!!

They are recovering at the moment after suffering a quite traumatic milkshake incident!!!!

We had a clent in the other day with small children,one of mummy's little soldiers decided it was a good idea to share his Mcdonalds Starwberry milkshake with our fish via his straw,and then turn their bowl into spinning whirlpool of pink liquid!!!! they have been in hiding behind their little castle for three days and it may take a trained negotiator to coax them out!

The reaction from their mother on seeing this was "careful pettle" and then turned around again!!!!!

My reaction was

Anyway,back to more serious subjects now,

Rixxy-the thread was about ambasun and when Pedz posted their  logo and inadequities it tickled me!!!!!!

Maybe we should start a new thread?

Georgia



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21 Sep 2007 12:00 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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Bob likes milkshake,in fact he loves big Mac and chips! He goes everywhere with me as I couldnt bear to leave him in the office alone at night time!

Anyway, I do remember th ambasun arguement - we can start as many threads as we want - waddya wanna call it?



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21 Sep 2007 1:51 PM by georgia Star rating in Algorfa (As seen on .... 1835 posts Send private message

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Dunno?!

Ambasun-the return

Ambasun 3,Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the wa... (car)

This could be a new can of worms here...............................

I will leave it up to you....................................



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21 Sep 2007 3:01 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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Well I would say I will put my mind to it, but I reckon the mind has gone for the weekend!

Think I will follow it soon and chill out for the weekend, Oh except for those pesky things that hang around what they called again, you know, havent seen them for ages, names on the tip of my tongue...Oh yes yes

A buyer! (allegedly!)



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21 Sep 2007 3:11 PM by pedz Star rating. 9 posts Send private message

As a former err… client, the vibes I was getting from our “agent” was she was under a bit of pressure to sell us something over our budget, that’s why most of the properties we viewed were on average 50k over my max.
First of all I’m not one for slagging people off just for the sake of it, but we were introduced to another bloke “her Boss” and the words “pushy” and “smarmy” fit well into any description. Couldn’t fault the girl really, I think she was just following orders; also quite sure they are a bit hard on their staff.
If they had offered a bit more in the way of gratuity they might have gotten a sale, but when some smarmy Muppet makes statements a man of his intellect really shouldn’t make, alarm bells ring and you ask yourself would you let this person roll around in all your hard earned cash? Not a chance!  
At the end of the day I did enjoy the whole experience love the champagne at breakfast tried to continue this practise at home but the wife put a stop to it.
Thanks for the tour guys, okay I did drink 4liters of sangria all by my self but I didn’t like anything on the menu.


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21 Sep 2007 4:02 PM by georgia Star rating in Algorfa (As seen on .... 1835 posts Send private message

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Hi PEDZ,

I could tell you some stories about them that would make your toes curl!!!!!!!!!!! but i won't because it got me in trouble last time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to see you were wise enough to see through it!!!!!!

Enjoy Lo crispin i have many many friends on there and just added to it this month by selling 2 more on there i may even know your neighbours.

What was it you bought Meraban?,Pinar Lo Crispin?,Sierra villa?CBB? Ole?

Just a nosy bugger me!!!!

Georgia



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10 Feb 2011 5:36 PM by Lotty08 Star rating. 6 posts Send private message

 I have enjoyed reading the comments, but must tell you about what happened to me. Having decided to buy in Spain I sorted a trip out for myself and arranged to meet a few agents. I had picked propertys I wanted to see with the agents so set off on my first day out.

I met up with an old english man who firstly asked ..are you driving!! I dont feel like it..er no im not! I had my mother with me who is in her 60s and the dirty comments from this man towards my mother were sick for a man of his age (the perv). After half an hours drive we met with another agent I knew nothing about and off we went. Here was me thinking I was going to view the propertys I had picked out..oh no after 10 hours, nothing to eat and my mother in tears I lost my temper and asked for him to take me back to my car. After refusing because we had more propertys to see I walked off to take my mother for refreshments and got a taxi back to my car..half an hour away. In the day I was forced to see propertys that I said right away I would not buy but was made to wait so they did not upset the owners while the second agent looked round making out he was with me!! One house was falling down even these con men admitted it was. I was lied to all day and these men must of thought I was stupid, the main house i wanted to see I was told they couldnt get hold of the keys..well they had a months notice !! I got the whole day on video camera including this man crude comments to my mum.

After the worse day of my life I went back to the hotel and cancelled all other agents. 

I am still looking but will be buying direct from an owner, I have friends living in Spain and they hopefully have put me in the right direction Its a shame for all the good agents out there men like that should not be allowed to work 

 



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12 Aug 2011 5:36 PM by eljefe Star rating in Torrevieja. 15 posts Send private message

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 One of the best lines I heard from one of my EX salesmen, was "they asked why the beach in Torrevieja centre was so small? so I replied yes at the moment it's small but its much bigger when the tide goes out"

A classic line. 



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