Lizard Patrol Now Available on Condado

If anyone is interested then (IKEA) Steve is now offering his services as a bona fide pest controller.  Please see Condado pics for evidence.  Bookings direct to Steve only please.  (Lizard approx 16" long as recovered from AJW's terrace recently)  amid a bevvy of screeching females!!!!!!!!!!!  Please note, no reptiles were hurt during the filming of this advert....................

I hope you're joking.  I would die if I found that on my roof terrace!!!

Trust me - it's no joke!!  It was there all right.

Hi All

I must say that I was assisted by Carol Miller ( who said there it is GRAB IT !!!! ) .

What worries me is that she then took it away to release in the wild ( but I did notice that she has a new BBQ !!!!! )

I will leave you all to your own thoughts.

Steve   ( Endpeg )

Lizards are welcome at my place if they eat bugs and mozzies then they will do for me. Bring them to jardin 4!

Hi Simon

What number are you  ?? you can have all my captures!!!

I can see that this thread is going to get silly !!!!!!!!!!!

Steve

HELP! 

I'm a Celebrity Keyholder & Handyman - Get Me Out Of Heeeeeere!!!

Hi Simon & Joanne

Dont be greedy.I`m sure you were taught to share.

We Love lizards & snakes too. Not on ashoes & bags  though 

Both welcome at our place but we have a  No Admitance on Mozzies

Jan & Ham 

A true hero, are you sure it wasn't plastic?

Lindsey & Martyn

Is it true that Condado and the surrounding areas tends to have quite a high concentration of lizards and snakes during the summer months? I guess this will apply to most hot countries but just wondering if this is likely to become a problem?

Hi Mark

I surpose it will only become a problem if you do not like either the lizards or the snakes or both.

Good thing about the lzards are as previously stated , they do get rid of flys & mozzies

As long as the snakes are not veniams I cannot see any problems.as both of these lovely creatures are more likely to be scared of us than we should be of them

Happy to be a relocater of lizards etc if Carol has no objections biut I would  charge a fee.

Any excuse to  be able to go over to Condado to live.

Jan

Hi Jan,

Well it looks like this has already become a problem as my wife hates both of them!! To be honest I am not a big fan myself so not sure what to think.

I am not sure what if a lizard will be able to climb to the top floor on La Isla but I suspect them probably can..?? Is there a problem with rates as well as any other vermin?

It looks like I will have to take my air rifle with telescopic sight out to get some practice in from my balcony.

Look what turned up on my sofa whilst I was staying on Condado in Easter!!

BIG Girls Blouses the lot of you.  Carols got the right idea, grab it by the tale and release it back into the wild, job done. Now dare I mention SPIDERS.

Ali

Ohhhhh

Donr mention Spiders

Used to kill the  beggers till I met ham

he doesnt kill any thing

I know just screem  my head off untill someone comes along & rescues the poor thing incase I squish it.

I dont have a problem with mice or rats but not sure I wpuld want Rats scerring around our apartment

but as neither have been spotted I surpose we should not get to jumpy

we willbe seeing aliens next

jan

Ali

Get it right , Carol said there it is YOU grab it as she was backing away.

Talk to Carol about the tail !!!!!!!!!!

Steve

Hi Steve,

Are you good at telling tales stories.  I know when it comes to emptying our mice traps in the garden Simon is nowhere to be seen, but i am sure he tells a different tale story to his mates in the office.

Ali

I thought lizards tails came off if you pull them, something to do with them escaping capture.  Mind of useless info me.  June

Hi June

Thats what I meant when I said ask Carol about the tail  !!!!!

Ali

All is true  ( trust me I am the Lizard Man )

Speak Soon Both

Steve

Oh - yes.  That's the bit Edinburgh forgot to mention.  The tail did come off and it wiggled about on it's own for ages without the body attached.  It was GROSS!!!!!   In fact I think someone scooped the tail up too and took it away cos it just kept on thrashing around on the terrace.