Just heard about a book on golf that gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information from a top golfer with 35+ years of experience. Some of the topics seem VERY relevant to playing on CdA!
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Greenkeeper the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
and not forgetting
Chapter 10) How to help your opponent find his ball when you are standing on it
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY
Ø A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
Ø A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer
Ø A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
Ø A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
Ø A Cuban - needs one more revolution
Ø An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
Ø An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
Ø A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
Ø A Kate Moss – a bit thin
Ø A Kate Winslett – a bit fat but OK
Ø A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
Ø A Rodney King - over- clubbed
Ø An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
Ø A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
Ø A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
Ø A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
Ø An elephant's arse - high and shitty
Ø A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
Ø A sister-in-law - up there but I know I shouldn't be