We call dog mess "A Jimmy Collins". Take note JC another story!!! So how does one get rid of a Jimmy Collins at DV? Ask the gardener for a spade, scoop the Jimmy Collins up and put it in the wheelbarrow. Our friendly gardener will then take it away for you. Over time he will probably do it himself. You see a person walking a dog (Sounds like a good title for a song), make conversation, do they have a plastic bag for a miss placed Jimmy Collins? If they don't, it's a great opportunity for a Tommy Cooper impersonation, produce a plastic bag, just like that, and present it to them to keep. A chap, his name slips my mind, Phoney Hair or something like that, said. "Education, Education,Education". As for photographs of Jimmy Collins, JC has already cornered the market and hey they won't somehow fit in with the usual holiday snaps. JC......I've got it and the money is waiting.....A poopy scoopy camera, now that is an idea!!!!
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Nothing personal but sometimes one just has to get out and do it yourself.