A FUN THING TO DO

Which KITCHEN item is hidden in the clue?

1.  A small ripple as the tide goes out.

2.  Unbottle it at Alton Towers.

3.  On fish skin.

4.  The Best Man’s job at the Wedding.

5.  Large Monk out of his depth.

6.  Chef’s Bible.

7. Football trophy.

8.  Taken for an idiot.

9.  Toddlers falling over.

10. Stirrer.

11. Half a sardine.

12. Static U.F.O.

13. Constipation sufferer.

14. A car for a cupboard, nearly.

15. The road splits in two.

16. License with no number.

17. On the edge maybe.

18. Throw a ball at the wicket.

19. A river boat.

20. Mixes well

Humble apologies to anyone who thinks............'What has this got to do with Spain?'

Well, we have kitchens here too and we have fun and we have a sense of humour and a need to keep the grey cells active too.

Hope I've not upset anyone!!

Ok I'll have a go

1. Microwave

2. Corkscrew??

3. Scales

4. (napkin) Ring holder?

5. Deep fat fryer

6. Cookery book

7. Cup

8.

9. Tumblers

10. Spoon??

11. Fish slice

12.Saucer 

15. Fork

18. Bowl

20. Blender

Ok Give Up tell us the answer Karen

No. 8 - MUG

Well done on the others candyfloss. I got most of them but not all

Noreen

4....toaster

8 mug

well done folks!!!!!!

What were these please, Karen ?  

13. Constipation sufferer.

14. A car for a cupboard, nearly

16. License with no number =PLATE ?

17. On the edge maybe

19. A river boat

sorry More, missed those off!! ( blonde moment:::::::::again )

13. strainer

14 Lada ( larder )

16 plate

17. knife

19. steamer

Thanks Pat

The fiver's in the post mate

Well Gina did'nt you do well, that is what you needed  someone to represent you  like an agent. Do not worry about the fiver. Spend it on something nice for yourself.   See what  a good agent I could be Pat

Nice one Pat,

Don't bother sending me your CV you've got the job

Right..new quiz, this will get you going

FUNNY MONEY

1. A stone

2. A bicycle

3. A man's name

4. A singer

5. A kind of pig

6. A leather worker

7. A part of a monkeys leg

8. Sun, moon, Pluto

9. Royal head dress

10. 50% of panties

11.Hit repeatedly

12. Unwell sea creature

13. A garden in summer

14. A Queen's share

15. Will you do one for me ?

16. A small Australian jumper

Each answer is an amount. Add it up & give me the answer.

Well done JJ I'm impressed.

I thought question 10 though was 50p (half a knicker) though I may be wrong.

Brings back memories of all the old coin names.

Well done DoubleJ, what an achievement. I'd better put you out of your misery on your answers.

Ooops. I've lost the answers.

Only Joking, would I DARE ??

Right let's see..... I think you had inside information, BTW  

1. A stone                                               14 pounds    £14

2. A bicycle                                             Penny + Farthing   1d + ¼ d = 0.4166p + 0.1042p = 0.5209p !!

3. A man's name                                      Bob                         Shilling = 5p

4. A singer                                               Tenor                      = £10

5. A kind of pig                                       Guinea                     21 shillings = 21 x 5p £1.05 (£1 1s)

6. A leather worker                                 Tanner                     6d (12d = 1 shilling = 5p so 6d = 2.5p)

7. A part of a monkeys leg                   Ape-Knee        Half Penny 1/2d = 0.2084p

8. Sun, moon, Pluto                              3 Far Things    3 farthings 3/4d = 0.3126p

9. Royal head dress                             Crown                     5 shillings = 25p

10. 50% of panties                                 Nicker                     £1

11.Hit repeatedly                                    Pound                      £1

12. Unwell sea creature                   Sick Squid       £6

13. A garden in summer                   Flowerin’ = Florin   2 shillings = 10p

14. A Queen's share                                Half a Crown     2 shillings & 6d =12.5p

15. Will you do one for me ?                   Spend a Penny ?    1d = 0.4166p

16. A small Australian jumper                Joey                        fourpenny piece = 4d = 1.667p

                                                                                                or threepenny piece 3d = 1.25p

Assuming you use the fourpenny piece option for Ques 16, that gives you £33 12s 71/2d or £33 & 63.125p

So-o-o-o-o-o.... Semi's answer was correct for 10 .

No. 15 is maybe less obvious. Great answer though.

If I say answer for the total is actually £38 - 2 - 5 1/2 does it give you answer ??