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 foxbat, they're pulling yer leg...scroll to bottom of page. 
" The Derrie-Air campaign is a fictitious advertising campaign created by Philadelphia Media Holdings to test the results of advertising in our print and online products and to stimulate discussion on a timely environmental topic of interest to all citizens. All names, identities, characters, persons, whether living or dead, companies, situations, offers, products, services, and other information appearing in this campaign and the associated website are fictitious. Any resemblance to real or fictitious names, identities, characters, persons, whether living or dead, companies, situations, offers, products, services, or other information, is purely coincidental and unintentional. In other words, smile, we're pulling your leg."
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What a brilliant find Foxbat 
Mr O'leary's well on the way except he's thinking on a slightly different scale - basic, basic, basic.
The seats will be out soon and we'll be strap hanging all the way with toilets coin operated. Doubt if it'll be 20p, more like a £ or 1E 
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This is so funny. It feels like they based it on Mr O'Leary? If he ever gets to buy Stansted as rumoured he's going to have a field day implementing his money making schemes.
Must lose some weight just in case he does decide to bring in such a scheme. Hopefully Stelios, being also corpulent, will not. But I have to say I've always thought it bizarre that I weigh more than the average female (rubgy player too!) yet our suitcases are weighed not us.
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I guess you didn't see the beds & bl*j*bs video I posted, or did you ? 
Click picture, put sound on >> 
Also, for Semi, here's a great one >> 
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I can never get those to work, I spend ages being mesmerized by the circle going around and around, then get fed up and log out.
I moved the curser on the bottom one and found it was the one about paying for everything, seat belts, oxygen masks etc.
We laugh now but who knows what the future holds 
I'm off now to start nibbling on carrot sticks.
Oh and hands of Stansted mr O'Leary 
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You know you are on a budget airline when:
Your pockets are checked for food and drink.
You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your velcro.
The pilot asks all the passengers to chip in a little for fuel.
When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
The pilot shouts at the farmers to get the cows off the runway.
The 'in flight' safety check takes twice as long as normal.
The stewardesses wear name tags as well as ‘trainee badges’.
It is compulsory to buy chewing gum or sweets on board.
The stewardesses expect to be tipped.
The stewardesses are not wearing makeup!
But they all wear parachutes!
You ask the pilot how often their planes crash and he says, “Just the once”.
The local undertakers advertise on the back of the headrest.
No film. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
Sick bags, safety cards and will forms are all in the seat pouch.
When you arrive at your destination, you are in the middle of nowhere!
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