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Michael Walsh. Twenty years business assessment and marketing counsellor for the Federation of Master Builders and Guild of Master Craftsmen (UK)

ARTISTES, CELEBRITIES AND SOCIALITES
Sunday, October 30, 2011

Artistes, celebrities and socialites are their own businesses and their first line of business is to sell themselves. Society’s cream goes to great lengths, and expense, to use photography to present their personas as they wish the world to perceive them.  Fine but the pen is still more powerful than the lens.  Certainly people are informed, amused and enchanted by those fortunate enough to be born with God’s gifts; those in the public eye still need to be supported by written marketing flair, especially when it draws on the inspiration that only a poet can portray.
 
I can provide a self-image CV, profile or web content that will highlight a celebrity, artiste or socialite persona to maximum effect. I provide makeovers by using the creative gifts of word spin.  
 
How important is it to do so? Such personalities are driven, they are exceptional and they have much more to offer the world than they ever take from it. Such wonderful people are all too often under-rated and unappreciated. They are the oil in society’s moving parts. Charitable courses are highly dependent upon them. Whatever we do or enjoy in life you can bet your life there is an unappreciated publisher, financier, artiste, celebrity or persona de la cream to remind us that our world is vibrant and worth living to the full.
 
Their personas are their livelihoods. Our personal relationships too are important. Dating agencies are of course an important part of creating lasting relationships; they have replaced the dance hall era as the ideal place to meet a partner. That’s good; it is safer.  Dating agencies are no different than agencies who act on behalf of artistes, celebrities, socialites, and those in the public eye. They sell people to people.
 
As I write this blog I receive an email from a person in the entertainment industry. They are looking for a female Spanish / Latino singer to decorate their CD album. See what I mean, people buy people and people sell themselves to other people.
 
Many looking for their soul mate or seeking a lasting business relationship now use the skills of a professional writer to create a word-image of their personalities, their likes, dislikes, their lives and their social circle. They need to set out their aspirations and of course they need to be precise yet diplomatic in identifying their desperately sought for partner in life (or business). That is not something to be taken lightly; hence the need for a gifted scribe who can turn Cinders into a charming princess and paupers into princes.


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K.I.S.S. KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID
Saturday, October 8, 2011

Like most blokes I am attracted to cars; not just shopping trolleys but the real head-turners. This week I read a review of a top carmaker’s latest marque. I wish I hadn’t bothered. The picture said it all but I anyway decided to read what was written about it. I have been a driver for over forty-years. I am literate in the English language but to be honest, by the time I reached the last paragraph, I realised I didn’t understand a damned word of what the reviewer was on about.

There was plenty on 380PS (280kW) and 332lb ft (450Nm) and I now know it can sprint to 62mph (I live in Europe) in 4.4 seconds. The rest of it was in similar vein. It is powered by a hybrid powertrain. You understand? Neither do I.  It was hi-tech gobbledygook. An exciting read I am sure for an F1 mechanic but for your average Joe it was incomprehensible.
 
One of the first things I learned in selling was K.I.S.S. Keep it Simple, Stupid. Time after time I have seen sales lost because the ‘salesman’ speaks in a language perplexing to the customer; that’s the guy with a glazed expression on his face.
 
When just ten-years of age, which is over fifty years ago, I recall a billboard advertisement for the same manufacturer’s car; a previous model of course.  It showed a picture of a Jaguar car with the words words: ‘Grace, Space, Pace.’  Those three simple words said it all; I still remember it all these decades on. That is what I call effective advertising.
 
I was a teenager when I opened up a copy of LIFE Magazine. For those old enough to remember, LIFE magazine was America’s most iconic periodical. A single page advertisement must have cost an arm and a leg.  I was puzzled for a page was completely empty.  I then spotted a sentence at the bottom of this blank page: ‘We were about to show you a picture of our millionth Volkswagen but we are sorry, we have just sold it.’ How many Volkswagens have been sold since?
 
On the other hand I see so many advertisements that have only one purpose; enriching the newspaper’s publishers. Don’t blame them; within the law they simply carry out their customers’ wishes but their advertising personnel will be happy to offer advice. They want your advertisements to work. However, they are newspapers; they are not sales and marketing schools.
 
It is down to you to give some thought to your advertisement’s USP. What are USPs? Am I talking gobbledegook now? A USP is an acronym for ‘Unique Selling Points.’ They are any selling point that separates your business from your competitors. It is no point in repeatedly saying yours is the best or the cheapest restaurant in town. Every restaurant claims that dubious accolade. It is a cliché, nothing more.
 
It is an insult to the intelligence to advertise ‘free estimates’ when the customer knows you are desperate for an opportunity to quote. Speak your customers’ language; keep it simple and honest. Outline the benefits engagingly and you will not have to sell on price. Remember; if people bought on price they would all be running around in Ladas.


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COULD YOU BE A MYSTERY SHOPPER
Saturday, October 1, 2011

Have you ever stood desperately looking around a department store for an assistant, rolled your eyes and muttered about the lousy service in a restaurant? If so there may be the perfect job for you. Why not be a mystery shopper?
 
Like most good ideas the shopaholics dream job started in America. The chairman of a car manufacturing company was losing customers to rivals and couldn’t figure out why. It couldn’t be car quality as his own company‘s cars were better. There had to be a reason and the problem gnawed away until there was a flash of inspiration: Could it be poor service?  He quickly pulled together a team of what are now known as mystery shoppers. The only skills required of them were to act normal, pretend to be genuine shoppers, and report back on the service received.
 
SALESMEN AND STARVING KIDS
 
His intuition proved right. The mystery shoppers calling at the company’s car showrooms they were often met by a ‘sales force’ totally lacking in people skills let alone selling skills. No wonder customers were going elsewhere.
 
Putting it to the test I visited four main dealer car showrooms. If I was expecting the hard sell I was soon proved wrong. The first was good. He listened to my needs; took his time pointing out features that fitted my requirements. No extra training required for him.
 
No.2 and No.3 couldn’t have sold sweets to a starving child. When their so-called salesman condescended to approach me to ask if he could be of assistance, without showing much enthusiasm, I had already decided not to buy. It seemed the feeling was mutual.  He clearly didn’t want to sell.  Another told me they didn’t have the model I required in stock and turned his back. Hey! We’re talking about an £18,000 top of the range car here and he wasn’t fit to be on a supermarket check out.  
 
SALESMAN OF THE YEAR
 
At last I found the world’s best salesman. I did the talking, he did the listening; I knew what I wanted, so it seemed did he. He had the model to show me; my preferred colour no problem. He introduced me to a client who had already bought the same model.
 
I was introduced to ‘parts’, shown the service bays and introduced to the team manager. He would be responsible for maintaining my car. In the meantime a cup of tea was offered, on a saucer and with biscuits too. I just didn’t want to leave this place. A hotel could have learnt from it.
 
By the time we went for our test drive I knew the service inside out. What followed was the most delightful drive through the surrounding countryside as we talked about the car’s qualities. When we returned I was delighted with the car not to mention the superb service. In a lifetime of sales I had never before been so impressed by a guy who was undoubtedly a contender for ‘Salesman of the Year.’
 
SNEAKY SNOOPERS
 
The mystery shopper will later complete the paperwork. It may involves as many as 100 - 150 questions but surprisingly none too arduous. Each question is followed by several tick boxes as to response.
 
How long was it before you were approached: 1. immediately. 2. quickly. 3. several minutes. 4. Not at all. Was the greeting courteous: 1. very. 2. yes. 3. not particularly. 4. no. How would you describe the food: 1. excellent. 2. good. 3. poor.
 
The completed paperwork is forwarded to the agency; evaluated and a report submitted to the agency’s clients. They have identified problems through the customers’ eyes and now there is opportunity to put matters right; to stop the loss of clients to rivals.
 
Most department stores, main dealerships now use mystery shopper agencies to carry out spot checks. Some will cringe at the thought of being spied upon during their day’s work. I put it to a couple of teenage staff of a large electrical goods retailer. ‘Doesn’t this chain use mystery shoppers to check you guys out? It must be a real pain.’
 
I half expected them to pull a face and make a few off the cuff choice remarks about sneaky snoopers. I was in for a surprise. Both loved the idea and said that when quiet they passed much of the day guessing which of the genuine customers might be a mystery shopper. They could actually see the benefits of the service.
 
Ask yourself this. How many retailers or other service providers do you avoid because of a bad experience? I can name a dozen which I no longer visit because I have felt let down by them.
 
While rude Robert is turning customers off at the front his boss is in the backroom writing out advertising cheques to replace lost customers.  Robert is costing him a lot more than his wages.  In my experience businesses I no longer use left much to be desired. I waited too long to be served, a staff member had an attitude problem; the food was cold; car park attendant over officious, prices too high.  A company unaware of client disappointment means a haemorrhage of customers heading straight for competitors.  It costs nine times as much to replace an unhappy customer as it does to retain a satisfied one. The cost of replacing a disapproving one costs far more than the fee paid to the mystery shopper. ©


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