You never really believed the sales brochure - surely not - they were only joking and never intended for it to go in the contract - did they?
The lawyers warned you - didn't they? The surveyors warned you - didn't they? The snaggers warned you - didn't they? The builder warned you - didn't he? The other buyers warned you - didn't they? Finally you saw for yourself - didn't you?
This site was never a verdant valley, just scrub land needing expertise and heavy expenditure to make a garden of it - wasn't it?
Anyway do you really need a tropical garden as a guard dog exercise area - because you have got no security - have you?
Grit your teeth, pay up endlessly, is the order of the day - isn't it?