Can't believe how crap it is here in Spain.
Been here nearly six weeks and everything's been great until this morning. I mean we've had five weeks of glorious sunshine and this morning it's pissing down !!! What the hell's going on!!!
It's almost like the UK, except it's warmer, there's no Labour Government to wind me up by taking all my money to fund the sick lame and downright lazy. Hang forgot I'm one of the lazy b****ds now, forget the last bit.
In Fact It's not crap here at all just winding you poor folks back in the UK up Ha! Ha! Ha!
Laird Dave