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21 Jan 2008 1:14 AM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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23 Jan 2008 12:20 AM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (and in the process, Grandchildren)

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was ‘DON’T! '

'Don't what?' Adam replied. 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' God said. 'Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve, we have forbidden fruit! '

'No Way! '

'Yes way! '?

'Do NOT eat the fruit!' said God.

'Why? '?

'Because I am your Father and I said so!' God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? ' God asked.

'Uh huh,' Adam replied.

'Then why did you?' said the Father.

'I don't know,' said Eve.

'She started it! ' Adam said.

'Did not! '

'Did too! '

'DID NOT! '

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, why would you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

So… If you have a lot of tension and end up with a headache, do what it says on the Aspirin bottle…

TAKE TWO ASPIRIN and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN !!!!!


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23 Jan 2008 2:00 PM by lifeline Star rating in Murcia. 365 posts Send private message

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WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN

YES   YES   YES

LOVE IT!

Will be circulating this one among my other foster carer friends

There is a laugh on every line!

Thanks Morerosado




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02 Feb 2008 12:13 AM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Be careful who you chat with on the phone.  Justin, yes our very own Justin, sent me this one.



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02 Feb 2008 12:42 AM by Poppyseed Star rating. 897 posts Send private message

I laughed out loud and have just sent it to my own children, hits the nail on the head!!!

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02 Feb 2008 12:52 AM by Patty_1 Star rating in Hertfordshire. UK. .... 1062 posts Send private message

   What from Justin More, what are things coming to keep them coming I say.    We have to find out what these men are up to Pat

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02 Feb 2008 12:57 AM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Yep, Pat, it came from OUR Justin. I think he knew I'd put it on but he couldn't. (Mebbee )

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02 Feb 2008 1:03 AM by Patty_1 Star rating in Hertfordshire. UK. .... 1062 posts Send private message

 Yes he has to set certain standards, well done More  Pat

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04 Feb 2008 5:14 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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What a clever little baby. LOOK HERE



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08 Feb 2008 11:46 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Sorry about such massive size text, it won't reduce !

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The British Solution to Save Petrol

 

 

Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

 

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

 

 

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

 

 

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

 

 

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....

Tell him if he wants to come to  Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

 

 

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... .

 

 

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....

 

 

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved..... 

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. .........



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09 Feb 2008 12:27 AM by FibbyUK Star rating in UK, Surrey & Playa F.... 2349 posts Send private message

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Gawd Blimey!

that took two computer screens to view that!

Tone the font size down More!

I thought I needed to go Specsavers!

 



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09 Feb 2008 10:15 AM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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I did say ................................................................................................................

Sorry about such massive size text, it won't reduce !



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09 Feb 2008 11:21 AM by FibbyUK Star rating in UK, Surrey & Playa F.... 2349 posts Send private message

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Oh, I see, or rather I didn't see that bit!!

Ha ha!

Of course I saw that bit, I was only joking, durrrrrrrrrrrrr!



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12 Feb 2008 12:43 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Daddy's Poem



Her hair was up in a pony tail,

her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school,

and she couldn't wait to go.

 



But her mommy tried to tell her,  

that she probably should stay home.  

Why the kids might not understand,  

if she went to school alone 
 

 





But she was not afraid;  

she knew just what to say.  

What to tell her classmates  

of why he wasn't there today.  

 





But still her mother worried,  

for her to face this day alone.  

And that was why once again,  

she tried to keep her daughter home.  

 





But the little girl went to school  

eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees 

a dad who never calls. 
 

 





There were daddies along the wall in back,  

for everyone to meet.  

Children squirming impatiently,  

anxious in their seats.  



One by one the teacher called  

a student from the class. 

To introduce their daddy, 

as seconds slowly passed.  

 





At last the teacher called her name,  

every child turned to stare.  

Each of them was searching,  

for a man who wasn't there. 
 

 





'Where's her daddy at?'  

she heard a boy call out.  

'She probably doesn't have one,'  

another student dared to shout. 

 





And from somewhere near the back,  
she heard a daddy say,  

'Looks like another deadbeat dad,

too busy to waste his day.' 

 

 





The words did not offend her,  

as she smiled up at her Mom.

And looked back at her teacher, 

who told her to go on. 

 

 





And with hands behind her back,  

slowly she began to speak.  

And out from the mouth of a child,  

came words incredibly unique. 

 

 





'My Daddy couldn't be here,  

because he lives so far away.  

But I know he wishes he could be,  

since this is such a special day. 
 

 





And though you cannot meet him,  

I wanted you to know.  

All about my daddy,  

and how much he loves me so. 

 

 





He loved to tell me stories  

he taught me to ride my bike.  

He surprised me with pink roses,  

and taught me to fly a kite. 

 

 





We used to share fudge sundaes,  

and ice cream in a cone.  

And though you cannot see him.

I'm not standing here alone.  

 





'Cause my daddy's always with me,  

even though we are apart  

I know because he told me,  

he'll forever be in my heart'. 
 

 





With that, her little hand reached up,  
and lay across her chest.  

Feeling her own heartbeat,  

beneath her favorite dress. 

 





And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads,  

her mother stood in tears.  

Proudly watching her daughter,  

who was wise beyond her years. 
 

 





For she stood up for the love  

of a man not in her life.  

Doing what was best for her,

doing what was right.  

 





And when she dropped her hand back down,  

staring straight into the crowd.  

She finished with a voice so soft,  

but its message clear and loud. 
 

 





'I love my daddy very much,  

he's my shining star.  

And if he could, he'd be here,  

but heaven's just too far.  

 





You see he was a policeman  

and died just this past year

When airplanes hit the towers 

and taught Americans to fear. 
 

 





But sometimes when I close my eyes,  

it's like he never went away.'  

And then she closed her eyes,  

and saw him there that day. 
 

 





And to her mothers amazement,  

she witnessed with surprise.  

A room full of daddies and children,  

all starting to close their eyes. 

 





Who knows what they saw before them,  

who knows what they felt inside.  

Perhaps for merely a second,  

they saw him at her side.  

 





'I know you're with me Daddy,'  

to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers,  

of those once filled with doubt.  

 





Not one in that room could explain it,  

for each of their eyes had been closed.  

But there on the desk beside her,  

was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. 

 





And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,  

by the love of her shining star.  

And given the gift of believing,  

that heaven is never too far. 







They say it takes a minute to find a special person,

an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them,

but then an entire life to forget them.  

 





 




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12 Feb 2008 12:58 PM by Karensun Star rating in Orihuela Costa. 1474 posts Send private message

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More, that was wonderful, thankyou........................I am crying my eyes out now tho. xx

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12 Feb 2008 1:48 PM by georgia Star rating in Algorfa (As seen on .... 1835 posts Send private message

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wow,that hits the spot..........................

On a different note,i have been following the Sky one show "ross kemp in Afghanistan" my best friend is serving out there on his last tour before he retires to Spain after 22 years service.

I have listened to him talk about things out there several times but never really appreciated what they do and what his wife and children must go through every time they are away.

 

 



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12 Feb 2008 3:02 PM by Rixxy Star rating in San Pedro. 2010 posts Send private message

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Thats made me bawl my eyes out.

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12 Feb 2008 3:05 PM by Patty_1 Star rating in Hertfordshire. UK. .... 1062 posts Send private message

  More that made us both cry.    Yes we have been watching Ross Kemp it is hard to image what it is like for these families, It's about time they all came home.    Pat



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12 Feb 2008 6:26 PM by jules1 Star rating in St Ives, Cambridgesh.... 264 posts Send private message

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That was really very moving More! It's amazing how children can teach us adults so much about love and belief. BRILLIANT!

Julia



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14 Feb 2008 6:02 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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I bet the pics will all end up as boxes with red x's in them, please tell me if they are !

 
There once was a woman who woke up one morning,
looked in the mirror,
and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?"
So she did
and
she
had
a
wonderful
day.


The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror
and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.

"H-M-M," she said,
"I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?"
So she did
and
she
had
a
grand
day.



The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.

"Well," she said,
"today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail."
So she did
and
she
had
a
fun,
fun
day.



The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.

"YEA!" she exclaimed,
"I don't have to fix my hair today!"



Attitude is everything.
 

 
 


Be kinder than necessary,
for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Live simply,



Love generously,



Care deeply,



Speak kindly.......



Leave the rest to God
 


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