Vandalism Garden 8

Hi Folks

                          Let the post die off now please it's getting so boring seeing it at the top of the list every time you visit the site, hopefully we are all after the same thing a nice holiday resort where we can both relax and let some steam off from our pressures of life back home.

Hi All

I have been followin this forum for some time now, and think your all a bunch of snobs.  I rented an apartment for 14 of us.  Thats me an me missus an me girlfriend an me 11 or 12 kids for 2 weeks, coz my apartments not ready yet. 

The apartment was dead small for all of us.  Then realised the owner thought I'd said 4 teens an us.  Bl**dy stupid woman.  Thing is you try keepin an eye on all them kids, aint easy. Coz the apartment was so small the kids just wanted to be out all the time.  At least when they were ridin around on their Quad bikes we cud hear were they were.  Thats why we asked them to rev up their engines if they got to far away, so we cud hear them.  I know they smashed about 6 lights over 5 different nights, but look how low on the ground they are.  They sed they culdent help ridin into them on their bikes.  There like the ones I've got here on our council estate, 8 for a fiver from Aldi.  Ok they stop workin 2 minutes after the sun goes in. 

Same thing in the swimmin pool.  If they were screamin an shoutin at each other till 3 in the mornin at least we knew they were all together an safe. Another thing.  Do you lot know how much it costs to keep  them all in lilo's.  Then you lot bl**dy moan at them to take them out the pool.

Dont tell me they should hav been in the apartment with us then.  Just told ya there was me an me missus an me girlfriend.  Took ages before I got me missus to agree to let me girlfriend come with.  Besides they wud hav just drunk me beer then I wudent hav been able to get drunk.  Ya know your not the only ones who need a holiday.  I work hard to.  At least 3 times a week I hav 2 be up for 10 in the mornin coz i'm the only one who can drive. Aint got me licence yet but i can drive.  Then for those 3 mornins I hav to take sum1 or other to the dole office or the sickness benefit office to sign on.  Hard work but worth it.

Next year when we go back to CdA gonna take me camper van.  Then I can bring me 2 rottweillers with.  It'll be good that coz me kids play with them all the time an they all get tired out by 2 in the mornin. I'll also be able to stock up with loads of cheep beer from Aldi.  An I'll also be able to bring me 600 watt karaoke machine as well.  You'll be pleased to know i've finished with me girlfriend, she was the loud mouthy one that you all may hav had a moan about.  Pity really coz apart from the gob she was quite nice.  Came from Wigan, even packed in playin rugby to be with me.  She even got the names of our dogs tattood accross her fingers.  "Love" and "Hat".  Ok should have been hate but she's got a finger missin.

If ya hear us next year on karaoke or anythin then instead of moanin bring sum beers an some meat over an we'll have a bbq an a sing song.  Sure my apartment will be ready by then.

See ya all next year then

Tony

LOL!

Many thanks Tony for bringing some sanity to this maddest of threads.

I was beggining to think I was the only sane person left on EOS. :)

LOL!

Many thanks Tony for bringing some sanity to this maddest of threads.

I was beginning to think I was the only sane person left on EOS. :)

Hilarious!! Thanks Tony have you been watching Jeremy Kyle again?

Cherrie

tony,

you dont have to brag mate,

i already told everyone your the family in noranjos 7,

spot on mate love the crack,

little ant

Ant,

You can't go through life thinking everybody is a MAG!!  ha, ha, ha. 

Can't believe how much attention this thread has received.  Having spent many weeks in Spain over the last 25 years, I cannot believe people are complaining about 3.00am etc.  As most know, that is still early for Spain, as local people only turn out around midnight!!   If people expect to be tucked up in bed for mid night without any noise - then they bought in the wrong country & without any research.

When you next out??

Skell

Think Tony was really the family in Jardin 8 when we were over- we thought they were in two ground floor apartments by the golf course. Clearly not! Saw them storing their push bikes under the stairs of the apartment 2 doors down (they weren't there) and hanging their washing on on next doors pergola.

Got no problem with people staying up after 3am- well done. My only moan (if you want to call it that) is as RPM have gone to the expense of having rules drawn up, printed and signs put up were people meant to follow them or are they decoration? Its your community fees paying for these things- mine soon when we complete. If no-one wants to have these rules they should be rescinded and we can all do whatever we want, when ever and as loud as we want..

Tony

you may think ypur "little thread " was very funny & I have to agree it wasit did make me smile, unfortunatly there are families just like "yours " ha ha & god help us if they buy in Co9ndado

Jan

Hi Jan an all snobs off here.

I hav bought in condado, thats why I'm back next year. 

But wont be dive bombin in swimmin pools after middnight.  Thats coz I realise now why you're not supposed to.  Its late at night when they put all the chemicals in to keep the water clean.  Started to fade me bl**dy tattoos now, all them chemicals an stuff.  No bl**dy notice or warnin signs hangin off the gates about that is there.  I'm gonna sue RPM an Polaris.  Maybe I'll get enough to upgrade me 600 watt karaoke machine to 1000 watts.

Now that is funny!

By the by, what exactly is a snob?

Read there's another meeting arranged with security so hopefully the bits damage and so on will be managed a bit better in future.

Apparently there's also an inspector so he's probably the bloke to contact is things get broken. Makes you wonder why they didnt just use the concealed footway lighting instead of these posts as they seem to be expensive to repalce, the concealed ones can be walked and ridden over.

Noted through the more recent posts on this thread that no--one has reported any further problems so its likely these minor issues just relate to that busier time of year.

Good Morning Tony

Glad to be a snob & proud of it too. Ha ha NOT.

Look forward to hearing you sing along with your kariokee ( if that is how you spell it) at some time in the near future

Jan

Jan I wouldn't get into a spelling contest with him lol

I think Tony Wragg should start a new thread, because understanderbly people want this one put to bed,   we all know things aren't as bad as this.

I also think Tony Wragg is a pen name for someone  we all know.  Any guesses anyone? Under a new thread of course.  Lets get rid of this.

June

I agree Cuz

Jan