Who needs all these really boring Building Regulations, top luxury specifications etc. you have got a really strong, really valid habitation licence, haven't you? - anyway the sun is shining and and you have got your little pond to sit in.
What's wrong with open-air electrics - you can always prop some plastic double glazing around it. Though don't forget the air flow, with the plumbing directly connected to the sewer you need all the air flow you can get don't you? - it also helps with the damp.
Why have one bit of tin on you extractor when you can have two - that's twice as good isn't it?
What if the hob sets light to your cupboard - they are only cheap and easily replaced. Anyway the fire might burn out the nasty bugs and things trapped on top of the cupboards. You have got a smoke detector haven't you?
What is wrong with a flimsy spiral staircase with rust and broken welds - you can always jump a few steps can't you?
Who needs a main switch - you can flip off each circuit can't you? Anyway they are not all connected are they?
Who needs bath and shower screens, with all this damp a little more wont hurt will it.
Who needs safe balconies - the kids love their safety harnesses don't they?
Who is paying for the skip loads of dead tropical plants being taken away, it is not coming out of the community budget is it?
Who needs grass - you have got a path haven't you?
You did pay top money, didn't you?
Who needs value for money anyway - you have got so much it's embarrassing isn't it?
Anyway let us all be positive and proactive - Enjoy the snaps.
Regards to all
Norman