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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife opened a small package in the driveway to find a new bathroom scales. His funeral is on Friday.
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A old sailor was putting his uniform on and thought he would take a trip round the docks for old times sake.
When he was there he thought that he would get himself a woman....so he pays a prostitute and takes her to the room that she rent.
When they get down to the job he needs a little reassurance so he askes he how he was doing.
She tells him about three knotts......a bit puzzeled he askes what she means
She replies, '' your NOT hard, your NOT in and your NOT getting your money back.''
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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
beautiful, big breasted,nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained
because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to
ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Then, all the other bells started to ring.
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hi janice
the first time i heard that one it was round the other way.
we know how clever you are at changing things,to make men look silly
just jok ing
eric This message was last edited by eric on 3/23/2007.
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