>> >>>>
>> >>>> A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with
>> oneof
>> >>>> her
>> >>>> students.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The teacher asked the boy, "what is your problem?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is
>> in
>> >>>> the
>> >>>> third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
>> >>>> third-grade too!"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office.
>> While
>> >>>> the
>> >>>> boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained
>> to
>> >>>> the
>> >>>> principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Anna he
>> would
>> >>>> give
>> >>>> the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he
>> was
>> >>>> to go
>> >>>> back to the first-grade and behave and so she agreed.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
>> and he
>> >>>> agreed to take the test.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy: "9".
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy: "36".
>> >>>>
>> >>>> And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-
>> grade
>> >>>> should know. The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, "I
>> think
>> >>>> Boy can
>> >>>> go to the third-grade."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions,
>> can I
>> >>>> ask
>> >>>> him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
>> of?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy., after a moment "Legs."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: "Pockets."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
>> >>>> delicious
>> >>>> and contains thin whitish liquid?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Coconut
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
>> >>>> answer,
>> >>>> but the boy was taking charge.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Bubblegum
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
>> and
>> >>>> a
>> >>>> dog does on three legs? The Principal's eyes open really wide and
>> >>>> before he
>> >>>> could stop the answer...
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Shake hands
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Yep.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
>> up.
>> >>>> I get wet before you do.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Tent
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
>> bored.
>> >>>> The
>> >>>> best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a
>> bit
>> >>>> tense and took one large Vodka peg.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Wedding Ring
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
>> >>>> blow me,
>> >>>> you feel good.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Nose
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
>> >>>> quiver.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Arrow
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
>> lot of
>> >>>> heat
>> >>>> and excitement?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Firetruck
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't
>> get
>> >>>> it u
>> >>>> have to use ur hand.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: Fork
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some
>> men
>> >>>> than
>> >>>> on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
>> >>>> after
>> >>>> they're married?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: SURNAME
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
>> lots of
>> >>>> veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Boy.: HEART.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> *The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
>> >>>> "Send
>> >>>> this boy to Stanford University , I got the last ten questions
>> wrong
>> >>>> myself!"*
>> >>>>
>> >>>>