Why is it that people say they "slept like baby" when babies wake up every
>two hours?
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>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
>flat?
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>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
>not enough?
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>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
>check when you say the paint is wet?
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>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
>revolver at him?
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>Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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>Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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>What is the speed of darkness?
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>Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
>Special Olympics?
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>If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
>tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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>If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
>here?
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>Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
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>Do you cry under water?
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>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
>good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
>to look at things on the ground?
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>Did you ever stop and wonder......
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>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
>these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
>the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
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>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to
>a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
>point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
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>Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
>undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
>dogs!
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>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
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>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)
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>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
>then what is baby oil made from?
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>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
>tune?
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>Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
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>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
>but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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