> Subject: A man appeared..............
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> A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
> "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
> "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
> "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
> I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face,
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> kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
> St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
> "Oh, about two minutes ago "
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