>>LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
>>Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to
take a piss!!" The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the
proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to
use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence
correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little RALPHY, thinks for a
bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits,
you'd be a TEN!"
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>>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on
little Ralphy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking." Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for
YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is
delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The
teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little
RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring
on," but I like your thinking."