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Fellas,
If there is more than four of you, Dave would be quite wiling to go back to his old role that he used to perform on Weir Golf days of 'Golfing Jam boy' he will don his black leather thong and smear his not insubstantial torso all over with jam. He then walks the course 10 yards behind you serious golfers and keeps the biting insects off you and let me tell you he was better at that than he was at golf!!
Dakey
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Ha ha ha I'll get my own back with good stories if you're not careful x
Are you not fancying me as a winner then?? This message was last edited by citydave on 01/10/2012.
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Dave,
Cant have anything derogatory to say about me, I have led the life of a paragon saint. In fact me and my lovely wife Yvonne have just celebrated 40 glorious years together this year! We have only lasted that long because she has been smart enough to let me have the last words in our arguments..... never mind that those words are usually "Yes dear, you are correct"!
Dakey
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Dave,
You are correct mate, 40 years since we met, but only 28 years since that incident you refer to, that particular scantily clad gentleman performing with that extremely large snake entertained the girls on her hen party in Blackpool. For some reason they seemed to think he would go down well at the wedding reception the week after so they booked him, although I am reliably told that he toned down his act somewhat so god knows what his original act was like!
I keep reminding Yvonne that she was 17 when we met and I was only 15, although to be fair to her it was in the foresters pub/club on Rochdale road and I did tell her that I was 18. nevertheless I also keep reminding her that the modern description for her is a Paedeophile and she should be signing the sex offenders register for life!
Cheers, Dakey
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how can one game of golf bring so much personel
CL tonight and tom hope the blue clubs can improve and the reds carry on,
with book the fourball for the 13th unless you want to take part in the society Friday 12th individual stableford as a fourball.
Neil
This message was last edited by thesimpsons on 02/10/2012.
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Dakey
Certain things in the past should be left in the past
ever heard the saying what happens when away stays away.........
keep it to football.
Dave / Jay will book saturday fourball about 0930 no problem and Jay do you want me to sort Friday as well
Dave will sort spare Clubs
Dakey
As typing Man Ure just gone one down... what the team your playing says CLU on the screen and I cant think of a team that starts with That.....lol
Neil
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 Hahahahahahahahahahahappy Days 
Good win last night and the bitters outplayed and lucky tonight. The ref will be embarrassed when he sees that back  .
The only heart at the Etihad is Hart - without him it would have been an even bigger laugh!!!!!! Are you Blackburn in disguise?
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yet again Davy Moyes' judgement looks sound _ £13m for Rodwell_ after tonight you'd be lucky to get five for him _thats a couple of times he has done something silly since he started wearing a lighter shade of blue - quite a pricy apprentice ........... City have a job on their hands getting out of that group now _ Hart saved them from a huge embarrassment tonight
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Kev Kinda strange you didn't front up on Saturday. Concentrate a bit more on your own team Well second best tonight. Very lucky. Hope you lads haven't all bet your mortgage on us winning it this year heh heh
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Dave / Andy
Europe still seems a bridge to far at the moment it was not just the result that was bad it was the performance!!!!! Hart is becoming a God at your place its not often a top clubs keeper is kept so busy,,, he was world class.
It clearly shows that it takes years to get used to CL footie and again your struggling unlike the red teams.. one more defeat and I feel that it could be curtains its lucky the dutch are so poor or you would be in the S...T that is now the biggest must win of the season.
Although our win was easy again we conceded a very soft goal to a cross 2 defenders one forward and he had all the space and time in the world worrying!!!!
intresting weekend coming must wins for us and City so fingers crossed.
Neil
Jay / Dave
Golf booked for 1040 Sat big society before us have included buggies
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Thanks Neil
Ur a star and if you can put my name down for the Friday society as well mate that'd be schweet!
Was there last night and your right that was a well poor goal to concede. A a bread and butter cross and poor marking. Like I said on saturday it has to be the BFG with either Thomas or Laurent definitely not any other combo. I don't know why but the BFG weren't even on the bench last night.
A very very scrappy first half but the Greeks eventually ran out of steam. Luckily for my FIL he couldn't make it as he's under the weather (massive Olympiarcos fan). Thought we more or less bossed it second half. Gervinho is becoming a real issue for me, I don't like the way he plays football as there's a lack of composure and he appears not to have the best of footballing brains in that oversized pumpkin of his but he's notching and even made an assist last night......jury is well still out on him. They were all calling him "MARS ATTACKS" last night for those who have seen the film....I pissed myself!!!!
Citeh....not good enough especially for that squad and the money you've spent, I'd expect a lot more than that. Hart outstanding.
Utd good result from a yet another bad start.....could say sign of a good team could also say not looking good and vey very reliant on one player.......if he don't score you don't look like much, I'd be concerned as at this rate if his knees don't give out his back will!!!! ;)
Looking forward to the weekend now a tasty trip down the boelyn and that's not going to be easy.
Jay
This message was last edited by Jay05 on 04/10/2012.
This message was last edited by Jay05 on 04/10/2012.
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