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There are  two far funnier things.
One I will tell you and the other I will keep to myself becuase it's too funny for you to see.
Levy sold Bale to Madrid and has "stregthened" his squad with no less than 8 new so called "international" players  (They all look like Egyptian waiters to me) totalling £110 million.As of Sunday night we had spent 0 and still beat them!! We had injuries all the over the park and we still beat them. Hilarious
Levy sold Bale to Madrid and that actual sale free'd up Ozil to join us Hilarious.
Whatever they do backfires on them so badly even when they try and drag it out so that we could not filed any new players in the derby it backfires and we beat them. Hilarious
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Jay,
I can see why you would find that extremely amusing as I am the same when the bitters try and act like a big club and usually fall flat on there faces. However after seeing a programme the other day which charts the history of Arsenal and Spurs I cant understand why you are so scathing of them as it is your club that is the interloper on their area. you are essentially a south London club who moved into their territory so shouldnt it be them who is bitter towards you? Not being from the area I may have it wrong but I am sure you will enlighten me if I have.
Dakey
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I'm not bitter about them I just find then an incredibly funny outfit that give me hours of fun daily. As for our humble beginnings its all true and having been born in the area and also having lived in woolwich I can confirm that we are without doubt the biggest and best supported club in the metropolis and it really doesn't matter what part of London we originated from other than the fun we get knowing that it pisses them off so bad! ;)
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Some great quotes from David Luiz being reported
David Luiz: "If Chelsea prevented me from leaving? Bara made an official offer, I confirm. But I wanted Chelsea. It's a personal decision."
David Luiz: "Barcelona sent Dani Alves and Neymar to convince me to join them, but I was clear to them. I wanted Chelsea." Â just shows dakey talks shite. Â and havent seen rooney say anything like that -lol
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George,
Rooney has only made one comment in the long saga of a very small London club trying desperately to unsettle him and I quote " I would never disrespect the club, manager, fans or fellow players by asking for a transfer and I would like to thank the fans for the reception they gave me as it means everything to me". That George is the only thing he has said and by doing so has made the self proclaimed 'special one' look such a mug!
Dakey
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And saved himself well over 2 million pounds in the process. How loyal he is eh?? Don't forget two seasons ago when he had fergies pants round his ankles when citeh came a tapping!! That's what the whole issue is about....money.....ego and revenge. Do not defend the indefensible. Still will have him in January maybe!! The orrible little tike. Jay
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Jay,
He will have signed a new 5 year contract by January mate. Mind you, looking at what Wenger spends on reserves we may get more than Bales fee if we play a bit of hardball with your clueless manager.
Dakey
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Dakey your so jealous it's embarrassing. Stop hiding your light under a bushel will you?? You are obviously so enamoured by our recent signing and covert him so much that you are trying to down play the significance of us signing him. Even Jose's has admitted that he'd loved him to be at the bridge. Your former cherished cr7 is a crying mess because he's left Madrid, so you keep banging on as you do about how he's a reserve but we all know you protesteth too much!! As for Rooney it's obvious what's happened there you have had to give him a frontal lobotomy in pathetic attempt to try and keep him at your sinking ship. Finally there's a lot out there about The Skunk not being happy either and how he's not impressed with Moyes training techniques and how if he'd known that sir red choppers was gonna abandon the wheel he'd of seriously reconsidered his move to utd. It's just getting funnier and funnier. I wonder what hilarity will emerge from old Trafford next. It's so enthralling! Ps if you want to do something useful check out Ozil's stats in la liga and the champions league and then come back to us with some rational facts for once. Yours hopefully Jay ;)
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Apparantly Rooney went up to the donosaur and said dino, dino i want to play for the messiah at chelsea please let me leave, im desperate, this place really sucks. So dino went up to old red nose and said boss boss little wayney wants to play for the champions elect what do i do. thats easy said old red nose. do what i did - ask him to put a transfer request in writing, thatll stump in, so that was that then-lol.
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George,
If you look back at the posts I have already cracked that joke about putting a request in writing, get with the progamme mate.
Jay, your star signings record of 47 assists looks good on the face of it until you realise that in la liga coming on with the drinks for the other players counts as an assist!
Jose was that impressed with him that he benched him at the end of last year and did he make a counter bid to nick him from you.... er no, in fact did anyone enquire about him other than you? er no! So to repeat what I said about Wenger, to bid 43 million for a reserve who no one else was in for hence the price would not be hiked in a auction shows his lack of experience in the transfer market.
On your other theme of fun and for once I am sure that George would agree with me on this one, by far the funniest ongoing thing happening in our PL is the efforts of your beloved gunners for the last 8 or 9 years to bring home the bacon..... now that is rib splittingly funny on a scale of its own.
I have just watched Sky sports while I am typing and apart from the excellent news of Nani signing a 5 year contract our CEO has just stated that the board have let David Moyes down by not completing the signing of more of the players he indicated he wanted. So while it is good fun to have a pop at a new manager, he has indetified players he wanted and the club have not come up with the goods apart from Fellaini. lets hope they learn some lessons and get it right next time and back the manager properly. Its a good job that our squad is good enough to win it again anyway.
Dakey
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This message was last edited by dakey on 06/09/2013.
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Dakey = Hippocrate
NANI.............kin hell now there is a RESERVE if ever we have seen one!!!!! HAHAHAH omg HAHAHAHA stop it now please its too much i'm off to change my pants.........pissed em again HAHAHAHAHA
Was he the twat that got sent off against Madrid oh please ....come on its getting funnier and funnier.
By the way Dakey you can look back as much as you like over our period of restructuring our entire club and our epic stadium move and poke it mate. We're proud of club and have backed it through the thick and thiner times of late but now we are equipped and we'll see what happens. There is only NOW and NOW is all we care about.
So bring it!! But wait unitl I have finished laughing at you!!
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sorry dakey never read more than 1 line of your posts as i tend to fall asleep through boredom. bit like your misfirng forward line in the last couple of matches. anyway the good news for you is that if you win the 6 pointer at home against palace you will avoid being in the relegation places next w/e.
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Jay,
bit of a joke player that Nani, 6 years at the club, 4 league titles, 1 CL, 1 World club cup, 2 league cups, 2 community shields and people from Arsenal of all teams can poke fun at him! take it on the chin Nani and keep polishing those trinkets.
Dakey
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You give that Narna the squad player a nice 5 year deal against Fergies wishes!! It's nice to see Moyes make a decision without his strings being pulled!! It's about England now. Laters
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Will be in The Clover for the England match tonight girls, it is soooo hot here today fellas you probably wouldnt like it LOL
Thanks to dakey for sticking his oar in on another thread people are taking there washing in so I have only got my pastel flares and hawiian shirt to wear to the match! Thought I may have been able to bag me an england top out drying today but no!!
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This message was last edited by chaddyowl on 06/09/2013.
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